Wearing my @EpicMealTime shirt to a LAN party. Four loko, red bull, jager, and October fest. #fuckingsmart

September 17 2011, 4:54pm

Yes!! Hahaha http://t.co/GfhRaRF6

September 14 2011, 8:04pm

True story http://t.co/668WXwZ

September 13 2011, 10:55pm
September 13 2011, 2:12pm

For Sale: Swappa (Android) listing for HTC EVO 4G (Sprint): $275 http://t.co/UMu93Qg via @swappa

September 11 2011, 8:35pm

My Top 3 #lastfm Artists: Alexisonfire (20), Times of Grace (16) & Wolves At The Gate (8) http://t.co/Gp7cyb4

September 11 2011, 5:32am

I just ousted Christine W. as the mayor of Office Max on @foursquare! http://t.co/uZTQSWR

September 10 2011, 2:34pm

For Sale: Swappa (Android) listing for HTC EVO 4G (Sprint): $275 http://t.co/UMu93Qg via @swappa

September 10 2011, 12:01pm
September 7 2011, 11:16pm

My Top 3 #lastfm Artists: Zomboy (18), The Beloved (11) & Templestowe (8) http://t.co/Gp7cyb4

September 4 2011, 3:41pm

RT @danieltosh: what is the catholic church more ashamed of? priest sex scandals or notre dame football?

September 3 2011, 7:10pm

No fuckin way... Sonic, not a drive in... http://t.co/9TzraXk

September 3 2011, 5:41pm

I'm at Blue Hole http://t.co/SvlzEe9

September 3 2011, 2:23pm

http://t.co/mTe4qZM Drankin with @WHITLOW505 and @ogfish

September 2 2011, 11:14pm

RT @TradeChat: Holy shit I am so addicted to @epicmealtime

September 2 2011, 10:39pm

Bahahah, silly jesus http://t.co/t0grHgl

September 2 2011, 10:27pm

rofl @ new mexico state police. http://t.co/hLudlKY bwhahahah.

August 31 2011, 9:51pm

*puke* RT @PimpBillClinton Hey @algore, serious question. Does drinking a hot chick's (@oprah) bathwater help the environment?

August 30 2011, 10:06pm

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