For Sale: Swappa (Android) listing for Nook Color (Other): $180 http://t.co/2eSaPj1 via @swappa

RT @TWlTTERDOG: I don't want to sound like a badass but...I eject my USB without removing it safely.

RT @PimpBillClinton: #failedpickuplines Are you a taxidermist? Because you just made my penis stiff.

Did daddy not let you ride your bicycle with pom poms? http://yfrog.com/h4jddnxj

Holy fuck sticks the mall is packed... Forgot about the tax free weekend crap... PUT YOUR KID ON A LEASH BITCH BEFORE I PUNCH IT.

Awkwardly loud people in public make me want to seppuku

Hungover yay.... :-( (@ Wecks) http://4sq.com/nUbLqc

I'm at The Garage http://4sq.com/mXkQ90

Early weekend (@ The Garage) http://4sq.com/qU4qAW

you know you're a geek when you mention to people you got a new keyboard for your birthday

RT @kmobs: CM7 on the Sensation... So. Much. Faster. Than. Stock. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9M2cFX7hvdc

Thanks for all the bday wishes everyone.

Wish I wasn't working today.

Did you know? - http://t.co/Ns2qRxA via @imgur

It works on tv... - http://t.co/4cmeTgA via @imgur

Social media propaganda posters - http://t.co/pVS1xwW via @imgur

Good times at tims, celebrating 3 birthdays. Tim, Gilbert, and mine.