And it begins, cheers (@ The Garage) [pic]: http://4sq.com/lX0UKC

For Sale: Swappa (Android) listing for Nook Color (Other): $225 http://t.co/53grBLJ via @swappa

RT @PimpBillClinton: #Describeyourpeniswithamovie Schindler's List because it's long and that shit will make you cry.

Almost Friday.

I just ousted Joseph J. as the mayor of T-Mobile Jefferson Commons on @foursquare! http://4sq.com/gOgehh

RT @bldbath311: "cunt is not an acceptable word"? don't push your morality on me, words with friends

yay to being sick.

"SPIT OUT THAT STRIDE!!!" http://t.co/w52TGY6

Meanwhile at Starbucks - http://t.co/j3vATS9

wait a min - http://t.co/qowcXHi

that didnt happen jesus http://t.co/0xmRyIV

My Top 3 #lastfm Artists: Jonny Beans: Music & Promotion Presents (15), Black Label Society (11) & Alice in Chains (8) http://bit.ly/eWjLF4

RT @PimpBillClinton: Got Hillary doing them Kegel exercises. She cleaned all the loose change out of the couch.....NO HANDS!

With Josh and @ogfish (@ The Garage) http://4sq.com/ii6xOY

RT @YourFavWhiteGuy: Can't you catch herpes by coming out to a Kid Rock song? #UFC131

all your internets are belong to me, (points at roommates) http://d.pr/ZEt5 MUAHAHA

jammin out w/ google music http://d.pr/mv9F fuckin love it

RT @xdadevelopers: Site Announcements: HTC Finally Makes Sense [Weekly Recap - 11 May 2011] http://bit.ly/ld9HvT