RT @realjeffreyross: My first #UFC experience. Blood everywhere. What are these guys fighting over? Are they from different tribes? Is t ...

He's holding it wrong. RT @imgur http://t.co/hzR1IZR You have no idea

X-Men with @smedlo (@ Premiere Cinemas w/ 2 others) http://4sq.com/mdY1SV

Umm, if you want to fuck sideshow Bob.... RT @LMAOTwitpics Rihanna Looking Fuckable http://bit.ly/jRAhLq

Abba zabba you're my only friend. http://yfrog.com/h85kysuj

The new toy, thanks to @SSWeaponcom http://yfrog.com/h3w9ioqgj

RT @KERMlT: I'm hung like Gonzo's nose.

#twitshit

Beer 30 (@ The Garage) http://4sq.com/mIdZJq

New you http://picplz.com/5K6v

Fuck ya, it's Friday.

Leaving early tired of the @AbqTopes getting smashed by Nash

RT @HaHaWhitePPL: I treat my woman's goals & dreams like I treat my beer cans; I crush them to shit.

Its nauwt cwack it's toofpaste nucka

Topes getting schooled, only end of 1st. 0-6... wtf

With @smedlo. Smokey field. (@ Isotopes Park w/ 3 others) [pic]: http://4sq.com/iWmID9

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