Fucking pregaming with josh and @Oldguyjohn, soon @ogfish

May 20 2011, 9:55pm

Haha RT @HaHaWhitePPL The only Rapture taking place on Saturday is the one where you wrapture lips around my penis.

May 20 2011, 9:03pm

Check out out. @SSWeaponcom [UPDATE] Rio Rancho Friends of the NRA Banquet: http://bit.ly/l0ZkET #ssweapon

May 20 2011, 6:56pm

Pregaming for the rapture.... Hit me up.

May 20 2011, 6:29pm

w00t... Time to get mah drink on.

May 20 2011, 4:32pm

Excited it's friday, stoked about the rapture...

May 20 2011, 6:46am

RT @bldbath311: Just installed the HBO GO app, its awesome and has softcore porn

May 19 2011, 7:12pm

#lastfm #love We Are The Sound by Alexisonfire http://bit.ly/zOkLX

May 18 2011, 6:52pm

#lastfm #love And Weep by A Plea for Purging http://bit.ly/gr4L55

May 18 2011, 6:30pm

#lastfm #love ...As A Result Of Signals Being Crossed by Fear Before the March of Flames http://bit.ly/Z38oM

May 18 2011, 6:06pm

#lastfm #love Country Boy (Radio Edit) by Aaron Lewis http://bit.ly/kLryDo

May 18 2011, 5:42pm

sure hope this is true. http://t.co/MNz3LmW

May 18 2011, 5:02pm

RT @TheOldSpiceGuy: I once tried to fight @TheeDosEquisMan but got stopped for elderly abuse. Luckily the officer was a female, needless ...

May 16 2011, 7:31pm

Lol!! RT @LMAOTwitpics WTF Mom?! http://bit.ly/meF1MQ

May 16 2011, 5:50pm

RT @Oatmeal: Sure thing, I'd LOVE to help you move out of your two bedroom apartment! http://bit.ly/jg6wRU

May 16 2011, 5:29pm

this is fact. its on wikipedia duh - http://t.co/kfcvk08 via @imgur

May 15 2011, 4:49pm

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