Ducks game with stat...
I swear I'm gonna drown a cat if I see another fucking aspca commercial during my @danieltosh time on comedy central.
Starting the end of 2010 with 4loko bitches.
It's fucking snow assholes. Learn to drive.
#lastfm #love Failure To Succeed by Whisteria Cottage http://bit.ly/6bJhWt
Move your mexican gocart before I call la migra
Traffic out the ass
Inc nerd pictures is t minus 30 minutes.
RT @Oldguyjohn I only got one fuckin id so either cash my check or suck my cock and im closin my account
RT @Oldguyjohn If you're doing a midget you need a dick like 2 feet long, now that's fucking comedy.
Bomb food with roommates and friends. Now for the beer.
Wtf harry potter w/ the girlfriend. Bleh.